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Twilight and the Vengeance of Teenage Girls

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I got a random text message from my friend Laura, which said: “Great quote heard about an awful movie – Twilight: And when in direct sunlight, he wasn’t dying, he was just wearing body glitter.” I was in no condition to question or mock this text message for a number of reasons. [...]

Random Thoughts on a Friday – 11/21/2008

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- I am pretty sure kids hate those big Hannah Montana birthday cards that say, “You’re SO cool!” Most kids are smart enough to know that these cards are mass produced self-esteem boosters. But all they’ll really do is remind kids of how much money Miley Cyrus is rolling in, which will [...]